I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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