I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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