I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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