where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
