3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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