Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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