Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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