im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
We named our party play list daddy issues
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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