your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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