I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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