i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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