they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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