so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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