Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
