So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
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