Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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