did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Can you bring me the toilet please
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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