So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
she smelled like a LAN party
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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