Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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