He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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