We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
