Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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