Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
it was like his penis was on wheels.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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