Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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