Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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