Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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