its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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