Whod you bang
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I lost the right to judge tonight
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