So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Randomize
