i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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