Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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