Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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