Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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