Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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