Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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