omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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