his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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