I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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