the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
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