oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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