It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize