i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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