You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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