just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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