Im at strip club and am horny
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I just gift wrapped bread.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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