The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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