Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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