We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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