Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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