I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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