all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
