Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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