I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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